Fleecing Dealers Since 1938!
THE STANLEY/MAC TOOLS
Screwed Dealers Club
Fleecing Dealers Since 1938!
The Stanley/Mac screwed dealers club is an exclusive club consisting of thousands of ex-dealers who have have been systematically fleeced by Mac and Stanley over the years. To gain membership to this dubious organization, one must have suffered extreme financial and emotional degradation at the hands of this evil corporation. Based on this simple criteria, amassing a vast and varied membership has been very simple.
Our membership is best represented by the hundreds of dealers who have filed legal claims against Stanley and have recieved millions in compensation. The Screwed Dealers Club is dedicated to educating the thousands of other dealers of the fraud and/or contract breaches perpetuated upon them and to provide them with the resources to make Stanley take responsibility for their heinous actions. Had the club been in existence earlier, perhaps several marriages, families and lives could have been saved instead of the mountain of tragedies that surround this "business opportunity".
FOR PARODY ONLY: Stanley sucks dot com fully realizes that no club could exist because; 1) the hundreds of dealers who have settled are under strict confidentiality agreements, and 2) those who have not yet asserted claims against Stanley could not possibly afford to pay the "dues" any such club may have.
THIS PART IS REAL*: If you are a Mac Dealer, past or present, and may have a dispute against Stanley, here is your chance. This is not to be construed as legal advice, but the statute of limitations on fraud is 2 to 10 years (depending on the State/Province). The statute of limitations generally begins the date the fraud was discovered, which for many of you is this very moment. If you were fleeced, and you would like to explore your options, contact Mike Jorgenson of CDA Consulting for a no-cost evaluation. Mr. Jorgenson is an expert in the mobile tool industry who has worked for Snap-on tools in a managerial position and has since assisted in over a thousand cases in all 50 states (Including the $ 500,000 and 2.2 million Griffin and Gleaves verdicts) Mr. Jorgenson has worked closely with countless law firms that work on Mac cases on a contingency basis all over the country. Mr Jorgenson does not solicit cases, rather he works on a referral basis. Mr. Jorgenson can be reached at 1-208-762-7784 or cdaconsulting@msn.com
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